[ Desmond immediately turns off the water. That makes him a little paranoid. Of course he should have made sure at least someone had taught Connor how to use anything. Also: "cold box". This is not the 1800's, pal. ]

Okay, I'm going to take the whole place not going up in flames as a good sign, but I think I'm going to have to teach you a thing or two about how to even life.

How in the world did you even manage that?